
Held this dog

2 feet off the ground with this choker chain

His idea of 'off-leash training' is to use the choker chain as well. Except, he threw the chain at the dog's face.
I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick! I'm so mean I make medicine sick!